Sky Of Fireworks
so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died
Ladies and Gentlemen - the future King of the United Kingdom.
#kate is trying so hard to get it right #and will is like FUCK IT #MY BROTHER WAS NAKED IN THE PAPERS #I CAN HAVE THIS ONE THING
I couldn’t help but reblog this…nearly keeled over laughing…he’s too adorable in this!
“I can have this one thing” DEAD
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Moon…
Mercury…
Venus…
Mars…
Jupiter…
Saturn…
Uranus…
Neptune…
JUPITER. Holy fuck
What about if Earth had rings?
What would that look like
this is like porn i love space
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I can’t believe it.
This is my first time ever hearing Gangnam Style and wow what a way to experience a new thing.
I’M SO HAPPY.
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what if people’s names couldn’t be the same and everyone had to have a different name
“hello this is my daughter jamie602891princess”
and then people started murdering others for the good names
hunger names
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so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads
Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.
I am still crying laughing over that second to last one.
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fucking powerful. and unfortunately true
Tall people are assholes.
Tall people are assholes.
I don’t think it meant that tall people are assholes. I think it means that as you get older and older the more pain and suffering you’re put through, the more you learn to trust people less and less and you begin to grow into a selfish human being. You stop letting people in to your life and stop loving. You forget what love is since you’ve gone through life being ignored and taken advantage of.
Tall people are assholes.
Yeah tall people are assholes
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